Sunrays over a far off mountain range

So a new blog has been started, for the greatness of mankind. The thoughts and tangents of me, Staffan. Here you will read all about the pans with build in motion sensors, the rabbits that conquered the wild west with their cartoony antics, and the Fillabusters made legendary by accidentally marrying the speaker to the president.
You will also read about Israel and Palestine and Obama and why Ron Paul sucks so badly and Taxes and morality and ethics and abortion and Libertarians and Sweden and whatever ails me or oppresses me and music. Basically if I were to write out a giant list, the size of a small moon if you printed it on paper and crammed it into a ball as though to throw it into a paper basket the size of a small planet, of all my interests. Yes this many commas is not something I fear, for a sentence will start with one intention but then in the middle of it I will realize there is another story to be told in the facade of some mundane statement.

So now I am writing pretty much in the style of John Hodgeman, A man I find hilarious, but don't expect my entires to maintain some kind of style, I will write more passionately and far less specifically, trying to avoid pitfalls of specific instances ("there is no..." will always be followed by some quantifier or reasonability or some such for example). When writing about music .. well really I don't know how to write about music.

Well yeah, right now I have little more to add here, I don't expect this blog will have too much text, I don't expect it will have too many readers and I don't expect I will have too much time to write here, what with having so many interests to write about, but who knows, it might be an all too tempting way to avoid studying for me to stay away for too long.

EDIT1:
Admition of purpose:
Why was this blog created? Well I'll admit it was a spur of the boredom. Me and my dear friend holly both have started blogs, so we will compete for popularity, much like siblings, and the older sibling, while much less liked, will be more successful. So it has been prophesied by me, fjafjan the great, since ancient times. Ie today.